Thursday, August 24, 2006

Dubya the Farting President

With Apologies to the Authors of Walter, the Farting Dog.
He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.
Bush Farts And Tells Jokes About Farts
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Jason H. Bowden said...

Whether Bush is intelligent or not, we need to ask whether he is informed.

There is abundant and undeniable evidence that Saddam Hussein provided money, diplomatic services, shelter, medical care, and training to terrorists of every stripe, including those complicit in the 1993 WTC bombing.

Iraq trained 8,000 terrorists at their training camps in Samarra, Ramadi, and Salman Pak, including 2,000 between 1999-2002. This includes fundamentalist groups like the GSPC in Algeria and the Sudanese Islamic Army.

What kind of training did they receive? Instruction in hijacking and kidnapping of airplanes, trains, public buses, and planting explosives in cities, and how to prepare for suicidal operations.

Iraq also had hundreds of unaccounted WMDs, had a record of using such weapons on their own people and their neighbors, and had a program in place to continue developing NBCs.

Stardust said...

jason - this is a lighthearted "funny"...what does all that have to do with Bush's uncouth obsession with flatulence?