I was browsing around for something to post on Dead Jesus Day and ran across this amusing little video about the Gospel of the Easter Bunny.
Commenter kevinbrueck offers this prayer:
The bunny is my Shepard, I shall not want. He makes me lie down in green cellophane; he leads me beside still waters of yoo hoo.
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil; for you are with me; your paws and your teeth, they comfort me. You anoint my head with Peeps and my cup overflows.
Thus endeth the lesson:)