Um...I guess that means everyone is going to hell.
You're going to hell if you drink beer, he says. You're going to hell if you curse. You're going to hell if you smoke dope, masturbate, fornicate, watch amovie, listen to rap, read or attend most Protestant churches, Armstrong says.
Homosexuals are hellbound, too, he says. So are women with low-cut tops, short hair, pants or jobs.
"Women have two places: In front of the sink and behind the vacuum," Armstrong proclaims.
"Ooooh," moans the crowd, now swelled to at least 250 people.
I don't think even most Christian women would want to go that far back in time. We've come to far. But if you look at the Bible in a literal sense, women are no better than slaves. Homosexuals are a weary target for Christian fundamentalists, and so is Harry Potter. This guy must be related to the Jesus Camp bitch.
Responses from crowd members were quite amusing:
"Brother Micah, can God microwave a burrito so hot he can't eat it?" a student with dreadlocks called from the crowd.
"can!" someone screeched, prompting a roar.
Micah just kept preaching.
"You say sorority girls are whores," another guy called from the throng. "Is there one in particular I could go to?"
Armstrong paused, rubbed his face and kept preaching.
Critics say Brother Micah claims to be sinless and is so focused on scaring hell out of people that he has forgotten the things they see in God — love, forgiveness, charity.
Many Christians may only want to see their God as love, forgiveness and charity, but anyone who has read the Bible who doesn't slough off the bad parts knows that what Brother Micah spews out of his mouth comes right from his awful mythology book.
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